Attack the Next Poster!

You've all seen the game back on BiTF.
But in case you haven't, here is the basic breakdown:
1. The poster posts an attack of some sort, may it be serious or funny, whatever you want.
2. This attack is directed at the next poster.
3. The next poster comes up with a way to dodge/deal with the attack/whatever they want.
4. That same poster then directs an attack to the next poster.

Rinse, wash, and repeat.
Everyone ready?

I fire an air missile toward's the next poster!

I fly over your missile, and spam arrows at the next poster.

I put up my shield and block the arrows.

I throw a bomb at the next poster!

I throw it back
I charge at the next user

I swiftly move to the side and elbow your back.

I then throw a boulder at the next poster!

I pyschically redirect it back at you.
I explode the next user's computer.

you can't break the 4th wall.
I use a smash ball and final-smash the next user

I beat it out of you before you can Aura-Storm me.

I hit the next guy with a PK. STAR STOOOOOORM!!!

I dodge it using quick attack.

I then use a regular volt-tackle on the next poster.

I dodge it using my fox illusion to dodge it.

I fire my blaster at the next user.

I yell, "Nice try!" and bounce it back with my uber-overpowered shield.

I then grab a Smart Bomb and throw it at the next poster.

ok I RUN!
dragoon time! aimed at next poster.

I dodge it with my precise platforming skillz

I go Fierce Deity on the next poster

I jump over ya.

I go Luigi ninja on the next poster.

Of course that was predictable. *dodge*
The next person get's hit with all the pokemon universe final-smashes.

I take them all like a boss.

I put a humorous posting restriction on the next user.

You duck made duck every duck second duck word duck I duck type duck into duck duck duck.

*Posting restriction ended*

That wasn't cool.

In rage of what Sakurai did, I throw a table at the next poster.

I ducked
I throw that sign at the next person

I block it with a certain roblox hat.


I then fire my RoD at the next poster.

you missed. I aqua sphere the next one

Hehe, you're funny. I block with my parasol.

I throw a vegetable at the next poster.

I annilate the veggie with my blaster.

I use my Fox Tornado on the next poster.

I use Blue Tornado, which cancels it!

I then direct a Blue Tornado attack on the next poster!

I put on the Iron Boots, which prevent me from being lifted into the air by the Blue Tornado!

I sic Navi on the next poster!

*later* take. it. back. now. *eye twitch*
I was annoyed enough to throw link at the next poster