Day 4- Losta Deads

Dear <snip>,
You are Nedward "Ned" Flanders Jr.





You are the next-door neighbor of Homer Simpson, who constantly abuses you and despises you. You are a very cheerful person, though, so that doesn't get to you very much. You are a devout Christian and among the friendliest and kindest residents of Springfield. You detest killing and sins, so you will try to do your part to help the Town.

At night you may PM Masahiro Sakurai <Night X-Praying for USER>. You will pray to God that nothing happens to you target, but this religious faith cannot prevent the ultimate act of evil, murder. The user will be protected from all other actions that night.


You are allied with the Town.

You win if the Town wins.

Dear <snip>,

You are Billy Mays.




You are the most successful TV salesman of all time, most famous for your endorsement of Oxi-Clean and your cheerful demeanor, and your famous, eternal catchphrase "Hi, Billy May here with..." You have racked up obscene numbers of sales, and will be using your incredible talents of persuasion in this game. However, the Mafia have hired you to their cause, so you will be working for them.

You know who the mafia leader is: <snip>.. It will be within your best interests to report to them, as they can unite you with the rest of your team.

At night you may PM Masahiro Sakurai <Night X-Persuading USER1 and USER2 to Lynch for USER>. Those two users will be forced to Lynch for the last user the next day, or else they will be godkilled.




You are allied with the Mafia.

You win if the Mafia win.

See? RNGs can be useful, don't be so hesitant to use them! Just make it very clear that you're voting at random to avoid bandwagoning, which is the REAL problem.

Anyway, I still have my suspicions about Snake...if there's nothing else more pressing, shall we try him? All he said was that he definitely wasn't mafia. Okay. Seems legit.

Masahiro Sakurai wrote:Dear Tigerman,
You are Adrian Monk.

You are a homicide detective for the San Francisco Police Department. You are most noted for your severe OCD and phobias, but these allow you to view crime scenes as parts of a whole, and therefore solve crimes faster. Therefore, your skills and knowledge have become legendary throughout the police department. As you attone all crimes you will be lending your skills to the Town.
At night you may PM Masahiro Sakurai <Night X-Obsessively following USER's movements.> You will observe them that night and find out their BitF account name by the end of the night. However, following people around is very tiring so you will not be able to perform this skill twice in a row.

You are allied with the Town.
You win if the Town wins.

Sakurai wrote:Dear ___,

You are Micheal Jackson.



The writer and performer of the world's top-selling album, Thriller, you have quite a legacy for yourself. You are incredibly famous, knocking out previous records with your signature dance move, the moonwalk. You died a few years ago but that hasn't stopped your rocking, and you continue to sell thousands of CDs even posthumously. You will be allied with the Town, as those nasty Mafia fellows think you are creepy.

At night you may PM Masahiro Sakurai <Night X-Moonwalking around USER.> That user will be so confused by your ability to move backwards that they will target a random user that night with whatever ability they have. Keep in mind an RNG will be used, so there is an incredibly slim chance they will target the same user that they previously determined.


You are allied with the Town.

You win if the Town wins.

You will be allied with the Town, as those nasty mafia guys think you're creepy

Samus wrote:If the image location is out then, the rest of you townies can prove Zelda either innocent or mafia by giving up your PM now and showing who is who.

At most two people are mafia, but we need to group together to find who it is.

Come forth now before it is too late and these mafia scums hide forever.

Princess Peach wrote:Let me point out some... oddities in your little speech.

Samus wrote:If the image location is out then, the rest of you townies can prove Zelda either innocent or mafia by giving up your PM now and showing who is who.

It's not like everyone posting their roles would result in the mafia targeting any roles they want. Oh wait, yes it is.

At most two people are mafia, but we need to group together to find who it is.

Invoking town loyalty when we're not even sure of your alignment? Sounds like you're trying a bit too hard, which brings me to my next point.

Come forth now before it is too late and these mafia scums hide forever.

Mafia scums? Who here actually thinks of the mafia as scum? Remember when they joined the same game as us, and remember that they are often able to hide early on because they could just as easily have gotten town. The point of the game is to root them out, but I don't believe that any townie really thinks of the mafia as scum.
Instead, I think this is a classic case of protesting too much - going too far to prove that you're "one of us."

And Zelda, saying that means nothing, given that that part of the PM is out now, whether it was edited or not.